Anyone that has been following me would know that I struggle with Chloe’s temperament on the daily. From birth she has been quite the handful and it really doesn’t look like it’s slowing any time soon. I guess I’m slightly in denial that I have one of those “spirited” children that are apparently destined to be leaders and change the world. As great as that is and even though I’m thrilled that one day in the future she’s going to move mountains, break barriers and challenge the impossible – I’m slightly terrified that I might be raising a brat.
As a parent you really need to pick your battles, but it’s a fine line between being assertive and rolling over and letting your mini be the boss. I certainly have a mini boss on my hands and I know I am largely to blame for that. Chloe is very sensitive and is not afraid to voice her disapproval…loudly…and frequently! I really do try and hold my ground to show her I’m in charge and that her behaviour is not acceptable but I’m finding a worrying majority of the time I’m loosing the will to fight it and just let her have her way. I’ve tried a few different tactics to try and curb her behaviour;
- The shouting mum – really not encouraged, it just made her think shouting to get her way was ok.
- The deaf mum – just ignoring the tantrums and defiance. Again, not really recommended as it just made her think there’s no consequence to her brattiness.
- The negotiator mum – bribery, pleading and lots of “Chloe, Chloe – listen to mummy…”. Apparently trying to talk a toddler down from a blowup about spilled juice (that the toddler spilt might I add) by telling her it’s ok is simply unacceptable and clearly not ‘ok’ in the world of Chloe.
For the most part I’m a survival mum. I’ll do whatever I need to do to get through the day without completely loosing control of things and most days I feel at some point I’ve failed. I know the “fail” word gets thrown around a lot when it comes to parenthood and it’s usually in the context of “you’re not failing, you’re an awesome mother”, but when each day starts with your toddler screaming at you because you asked her to lay down to put a clean nappy on you can’t help but feel you’ve messed up somewhere along the way. Most of the time I don’t even know what her angst is over and although it has gotten a bit easier with her ability to verbalise, she is often in distress for little or nothing at all.
I have said a few times that I want to tame but not break her spirit. But I tell you, her little attitude has this mama at breaking point. I am well aware that I sometimes resemble the walking dead – blood-shot eyes, whopping blue bags under my eye balls and murmuring gibberish whislt clutching ferociously at anything that resembles coffee. Some might assume that I don’t sleep a lot but truth be told I get more sleep than I probably need. Chloe has been blessed (or we have been) with very good sleeping habits so I assure you I am not tired. I am fucking exhausted! Not from lack of sleep but from battling my childs’ will constantly.
Now I don’t want to make Chloe out to be a total feral monster, she certainly has her adorably sweet moments. They are just few and far between her chaotic and unreasonably irrational moments. To give you a glimpse into a regular day of ours the tantrums usually start first thing over getting dressed or giving her breakfast – Miss Chloe doesn’t like being told what do to and if she doesn’t get what she wants (even if she hasn’t hinted to it – apparently my mind reading abilities are lacking somewhat) exactly when she wants it there is screaming, throwing of anything she can reach, whingeing and more recently – smacking and hitting. This continues relentlessly throughout the day, it can start out of absolutely nowhere and I’m just completely baffled as to how to calm her. Simply saying a gentle ‘no’ can set her off. My first response is generally to get down to her level and speak to her calmly, trying to get her to tell or show me what’s wrong and offering her comfort. But lately I have just been throwing my hands up, groaning under my breath “oh my god, what now?!?!!??!” and leaving her to have her moment. I know this isn’t ideal or helpful but sometimes I am honestly out of ideas and the strength to manage her temperament.
Shopping has become probably the biggest stressor for us. I have had to abort mission from one too many shopping trips as Chloe has been too much to handle and I’ve had to leave before I start throwing myself on the floor in a fit too. I have developed blinders to avoid the scornful looks from other patrons and always keep my sunglasses on hand if I do happen to boil over and start crying before I can get back to the car (side note; crying is my way of releasing frustration). I posted on Instagram not long ago that I have been asking Chloe to help me a lot, being Miss Independent she thrives on getting to take control so throwing things in the trolley or helping cross off the grocery list can successfully keep her content for a short while. But it is still a stuggle of wills to get her to sit in a trolley for longer than 15 minutes and when she does start fussing I generall have to wrap things up pretty quick to avoid the public shame of having to beg my two year old to stop screaming. And of course she turns the charm right up in front of everyone to make me out to look like a total drama queen, flashing everyone a cheeky smile and franitcally waving and yelling ‘Bye Bye Bye BYYYEEEEE’ to the checkout lady as we leave. I swear she puts on her sassy pants just to test me and see how far she can push my buttons before I crack.
I like to think I still have the upper hand being that I am the adult but she absolutley likes to remind me she has me wrapped firmly around her little finger and I am well aware of it! I don’t feel she is old enough to understand timeout and she can barely count to three so I haven’t tried the 1, 2, 3 method yet. I know she is not the worst behaved child around and I am sure (or I hope) her temperament will mellow as she grows but for now I am trying my hardest not to let her turn into a spoilt brat. Some days I feel like I am failing and giving in far too easily but deep down I do know that pushing all those boundaries is all apart of her developing. I may not cope with it as well as I should some times, there isn’t enough coffee and wine available to me some days, but I must remember not to be too hard on myself. I’m doing my best and god knows I love that kid, even if she is the cause of my permanent forehead wrinkle and growing fear of shopping centres.